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When I wake up and realize it’s not the weekend anymore

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Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

34,076 notes | Reblog | 2 months ago

You'll Rebel To Anything: watsonesque: We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion...

watsonesque:

We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and…

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amymebberson:

Holy Great Pumpkin, This is brilliant. :D


4,264 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago

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The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence, facilitated by Katz. There, he posed a question to all of the men in the room: “Men, what things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?”

Not one man, including myself, could quickly answer the question. Finally, one man raised his hand and said, “Nothing.” Then Katz asked the women, “What things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?” Nearly all of the women in the room raised their hand. One by one, each woman testified:

“I don’t make eye contact with men when I walk down the street,” said one.
“I don’t put my drink down at parties,” said another.
“I use the buddy system when I go to parties.”
“I cross the street when I see a group of guys walking in my direction.”
“I use my keys as a potential weapon.”

The women went on for several minutes, until their side of the blackboard was completely filled with responses. The men’s side of the blackboard was blank. I was stunned. I had never heard a group of women say these things before. I thought about all of the women in my life — including my mother, sister and girlfriend — and realized that I had a lot to learn about gender.

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Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)

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29,770 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago

Am I a man or am I a Muppet?

i laughed so hard during this part of the movie, i cried.

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gryffindorgal87:

sword-meets-rose:

worry-awasteofimagination:

hahhahaha yes.

and people wonder why I hate Twilight and love Tangled XDD

I will ALWAYS reblog this!

gryffindorgal87:

sword-meets-rose:

worry-awasteofimagination:

hahhahaha yes.

and people wonder why I hate Twilight and love Tangled XDD

I will ALWAYS reblog this!


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602 notes | Reblog | 3 months ago

only thing missing: wall-e and eve <3


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